Nevermore.

This car doesn’t take gas; it runs on these.

(Big ups to Mike for this gem.)

Tell me again: why in the hell did I get this vanity plate?

The world will never know, Dodge. The world will never know.

Nice plate, Tony, but maybe you could tone it down a notch.

(Thanks for the effort, dirtysailorroe.)

Sweet Jesus! What an amazing catch by dirtysailorroe.

And as we all know, nothing says “I love to rock!” like a Kid Rock sticker smartly placed right at the base of the rear-view window. This BMX Mom knows where it’s at. (Okay, it’s not a mom at all. Here’s the actual driver.)

We love your YouTube video!

Thanks for the plate, Cousin Matt.

Truly De Niro’s finest work.

Shhhh…

What’s up, Mitch?

Say hi to your brother for us.

Thanks to Dodge for getting in on the Halloween terror.

Dear Management:

RE: Devil

We hate to complain, but we can’t continue to work like this. We’re forced to listen to his long personal calls all day long. It’s fine if he wants to demand that his minions bring him tortured souls at some point during the day, but that’s what his lunch hour is for. Also, his cube is in shambles. He never empties his trashcan, either, and on Wednesday he microwaved fish.

Thanks