Nice plate, honkey.

This guy’s so pretentious that his plate bent our lens.

Turns out a “Gooner” is a someone who supports Arsenal. Dang. We thought it was one of these.

TWO-2. As in “number 2.” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Seriously, though, we don’t get it.)

Thanks to Dodge for the sweet-ass plate. 

As is always the case in these situations, why are people touting their alcoholism on their cars?!

The driver’s puffin’ away on some of that sweet Mary Jane. Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em, Man!

In an effort to understand this plate, our search somehow took us here.

Will you accept this mini-van?

It gets better.

Well, unless you’re this dickhead.

Don’t make a tsimmis, bubbelah, but that’s one Kosher plate you got there.