Grabbed this plate outside of a hospital. Um, it’s VANES, Dummy!

Grabbed this plate outside of a hospital. Um, it’s VANES, Dummy!

Sure, you may be an acupuncturist, but we think you’re missing a letter.

Sure, you may be an acupuncturist, but we think you’re missing a letter.

Kind of an odd thing to brag about. Unless, of course, you’re this guy.

Kind of an odd thing to brag about. Unless, of course, you’re this guy.

FIGHT BC was towing a mobile breast lab, sporting the appropriate BRST LAB vanity plate. It took us a moment to understand why the driver was screaming, “Show us your tits!” Especially because we would’ve done it regardless.

Who in the hell has time to floss his teeth 31 times a day, Mr. OCD?!

Who in the hell has time to floss his teeth 31 times a day, Mr. OCD?!

We had no idea there were Englishmen in Texas. And a doctor, at that!

We had no idea there were Englishmen in Texas. And a doctor, at that!

Thanks to Dodge for sending over this ridiculously strange and awesome plate.
He’s Mumps, he’s Mumps, he’s Mumps, he’s in my head. / He’s Mumps, he’s Mumps, he’s Mumps, he might be dead.

Thanks to Dodge for sending over this ridiculously strange and awesome plate.

He’s Mumps, he’s Mumps, he’s Mumps, he’s in my head. / He’s Mumps, he’s Mumps, he’s Mumps, he might be dead.

Love the self-affirmation of this plate. Hell yeah, MD!
Quick tale about YEAH MD. We were driving a few cars back when a cop car directly behind YEAH MD turned his lights on. A scared and frustrated YEAH MD pulled over to the side of the road, anticipating his ticket, only to discover that it wasn’t him the cop wanted but the car in front of him. The sheer terror on on his face made us giggle, because we’re jerks.

Love the self-affirmation of this plate. Hell yeah, MD!

Quick tale about YEAH MD. We were driving a few cars back when a cop car directly behind YEAH MD turned his lights on. A scared and frustrated YEAH MD pulled over to the side of the road, anticipating his ticket, only to discover that it wasn’t him the cop wanted but the car in front of him. The sheer terror on on his face made us giggle, because we’re jerks.

First of all, we don’t see too many vanity plates on motorcycles, so kudos to you, Sir.
Second, sweet jacket!

First of all, we don’t see too many vanity plates on motorcycles, so kudos to you, Sir.

Second, sweet jacket!

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